Absurd Irrational Human: Procrastination
Rational Johnny: I never procrastinate. I do what I consciously consider is best for my long-term success and wellbeing.
Human Johnny: I procrastinate sometimes. I don’t think it’s that often. But I don’t understand why it happens. I set out to work or study and find myself scrolling Instagram, or playing some game, or even cleaning. It’s frustrating.